taversham: (andi/campi pants)
( 1 May 2014 17:37)
I'm really not well enough informed about the Duke lacrosse team incident thing so maybe I'm misjudging this entirely, but in William Cohan's interview on The Daily Show, Jon Stewart sounds like such a dick.

Tenuously related (...well, news satire is news satire is news satire) I've been listening to a lot of old News Quiz episodes lately. I like Sandi as host, and I like Simon too, but really, next to Barry there's no comparison for me. He's just so giggly and perfect. Here's one clip from a 1990 ep about a tortoise inheriting loads of money which demonstrates his perfectness and giggliness:


Also featured: Ian Hislop with a cute gag, Clive Anderson being Clive Anderson, Bill Tidy being on radio, and Alan Coren being alive. But mainly featuring Barry being cute and corpsing.
The snail in Shropshire...the wheels...I love him.

Now I have a busy evening ahead of me, making sure I've heard all of the Eurovision entries. Only 5 days until the first semi-final!

ETA:

unfff

ETA 2:
That "unfff" was not necessarily a comment on the new shirts, just my automatic reaction to seeing Bargi's nipples.
1. This picture that Steven Wishnoff tweeted


2. This win
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3. This tweet


4. The aftermath


4. This moment, when it was in HD


5. Getting my university reference so I can apply to be a language assistant in Switzerland.

6. This man and his qualifying for the World Tour Finals


7. This faux pas
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8. Office Dance Party


9. This


10. These Hollyoaks spoilers
Or mostly just "Sandy later finds Freddie and Joe fighting at the garage". Joe/Freddie OTP.
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Get it? "appealing"! Because he's appealing the decision to ban him from tennis forever, but also I want him in me now. As in, he appeals to me. Bow before my incredible play on words.

...I'm sorry, that was an awkward moment for all of us. It's just I'm very nervous about what the outcome of this will be. And I know 99% of people who have anything to do with tennis would be happy to see him gone, but I would be sad.

In other news:
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Rawr. But please shave.
A very enjoyable match to watch. Tbh, from now on I may just refer to Naldo as "The Messiah".
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Someone needs to draw in a lower half of this pic with them holding hands.

And down in the second league...
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I'm fairly sure the phrase "milky thighs" was invented for Benny. He has other parts that are appealing too
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That's a "second win of the season, bitches!"!tummy-shot.
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Get it? "appealing"! Because he's appealing the decision to ban him from tennis forever, but also I want him in me now. As in, he appeals to me. Bow before my incredible play on words.

...I'm sorry, that was an awkward moment for all of us. It's just I'm very nervous about what the outcome of this will be. And I know 99% of people who have anything to do with tennis would be happy to see him gone, but I would be sad.

In other news:
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Rawr. But please shave.
A very enjoyable match to watch. Tbh, from now on I may just refer to Naldo as "The Messiah".
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Someone needs to draw in a lower half of this pic with them holding hands.

And down in the second league...
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I'm fairly sure the phrase "milky thighs" was invented for Benny. He has other parts that are appealing too
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That's a "second win of the season, bitches!"!tummy-shot.
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"He doesn't look very happy to have signed for us."
"I, for one, really really really hope he stays sullen. ...Can you give me a moment alone with the picture."
So pretty.

Also, I hope they get the skyguy who resorted to calling Radjabali-Fardi "Radli" because he couldn't pronounce it to commentate all Werder's matches next season.
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"He doesn't look very happy to have signed for us."
"I, for one, really really really hope he stays sullen. ...Can you give me a moment alone with the picture."
So pretty.

Also, I hope they get the skyguy who resorted to calling Radjabali-Fardi "Radli" because he couldn't pronounce it to commentate all Werder's matches next season.
taversham: (bremenorgy)
( 16 Jan 2011 14:59)
Couple of other pics from the match yesterday, because...I can't help it.

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It's like, every time I blink, Per gets taller.

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Tbh, I find Silvestre almost constantly adorable. When he plays like he did yesterday, that's just a bonus.

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That bit was nice, excited running and cuddling is always good.

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Plus it reminded me of this, so that's even better.


Really, this is the ship I've ever been closest to tinhatting. ...It was only meant to be for the lols, how did it all go so right wrong.

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You! You're not allowed to be injured again, ever.

Other cuteness happened yesterday/today/Friday/Monday (Australian time is too complicated) too. Mostly this:
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But also this:
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Win that slam, Stan.
taversham: (bremenorgy)
( 16 Jan 2011 14:59)
Couple of other pics from the match yesterday, because...I can't help it.

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It's like, every time I blink, Per gets taller.

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Tbh, I find Silvestre almost constantly adorable. When he plays like he did yesterday, that's just a bonus.

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That bit was nice, excited running and cuddling is always good.

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Plus it reminded me of this, so that's even better.


Really, this is the ship I've ever been closest to tinhatting. ...It was only meant to be for the lols, how did it all go so right wrong.

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You! You're not allowed to be injured again, ever.

Other cuteness happened yesterday/today/Friday/Monday (Australian time is too complicated) too. Mostly this:
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But also this:
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Win that slam, Stan.
I have some stalking to do.

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Stan didn't leave his family, he ate them.

No, but seriously....eh, I don't know what to think about this. I have no doubt Stan's a bit of an arsehole (given some of the things he's said, and also he was BFFs with maxiRochus for a bit), but I did think he was slightly classier than this. That is if it's true what the papers are saying, and I appreciate it may be more than foolish to assume they are. Two sides to every story and all that. But at the very least he's an idiot for letting it all come out like this. A better PR man might be wise.

Brighter news from the Werder Bremen training camp! ...Well, except Naldo's probably going to be out all season, Kugel collapsed, and they only managed a draw against Trabzonspor. At least there are pretty pictures.

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Fierce bitches are fierce.

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Ditto *cough*

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...I'm sure they do this on purpose.

You can have a cut for the rest. )

And idk what's going on with Frings' new website or twitter account, they should get a wriggle on with that because it's been a while (...is it taking longer than they thought to teach him to type?), but I'll miss his old site...the fangallery especially...no one saved it, did they? Hopefully his new stuff'll be equally ~cool~.
I have some stalking to do.

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Stan didn't leave his family, he ate them.

No, but seriously....eh, I don't know what to think about this. I have no doubt Stan's a bit of an arsehole (given some of the things he's said, and also he was BFFs with maxiRochus for a bit), but I did think he was slightly classier than this. That is if it's true what the papers are saying, and I appreciate it may be more than foolish to assume they are. Two sides to every story and all that. But at the very least he's an idiot for letting it all come out like this. A better PR man might be wise.

Brighter news from the Werder Bremen training camp! ...Well, except Naldo's probably going to be out all season, Kugel collapsed, and they only managed a draw against Trabzonspor. At least there are pretty pictures.

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Fierce bitches are fierce.

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Ditto *cough*

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...I'm sure they do this on purpose.

You can have a cut for the rest. )

And idk what's going on with Frings' new website or twitter account, they should get a wriggle on with that because it's been a while (...is it taking longer than they thought to teach him to type?), but I'll miss his old site...the fangallery especially...no one saved it, did they? Hopefully his new stuff'll be equally ~cool~.
taversham: (frings alone)
( 11 Dec 2010 22:53)
Was simu-watching Dortmund/Werder and Strictly Come Dancing earlier.

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Feet off the floor! Illegal lift!

You were better with Schmidt.
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See, shadowing and shizz, very nice.

Now, obvs, neither the football nor the dancing ended even nearly how I wanted. (Sorry, if that's a slight Strictly spoiler.)

May have acquired a new, implausibler than my others, ship though.
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There /needs/ to be some h/c fic of them. (...Great, two 2,000 words essays due in on Monday, that's just what I need - ridiculous plotbunnies.)

At the very least they should get together and compare thighs.
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taversham: (frings alone)
( 11 Dec 2010 22:53)
Was simu-watching Dortmund/Werder and Strictly Come Dancing earlier.

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Feet off the floor! Illegal lift!

You were better with Schmidt.
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See, shadowing and shizz, very nice.

Now, obvs, neither the football nor the dancing ended even nearly how I wanted. (Sorry, if that's a slight Strictly spoiler.)

May have acquired a new, implausibler than my others, ship though.
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There /needs/ to be some h/c fic of them. (...Great, two 2,000 words essays due in on Monday, that's just what I need - ridiculous plotbunnies.)

At the very least they should get together and compare thighs.
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taversham: (flo excited)
( 7 Dec 2010 23:30)
First of all:
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ohmy/god/, in me now.

Also, Werder did some winning! Prödl did a goal, Arnautovic and Pizarro were back and did them too, Silvestre was back (...what? I <3 him), Hunt was a bit unlucky but looking good, and he had, like, a billion ballcontacts (says bundesliga.de), as did Frings, who was also really fierce. Schmidt = generally fab.

See, look at them all, bathe in the glow of their awesomeness.
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Frings is looking the wrong way because he is trying to be inconspicuous while copping a feel of Fritz. Idk why Hunt is wearing a skirt. He's looking quite nice there actually, is our Aaron. The slightly bent-over semi-glare is a good look for him. And Arnautovic is so adorable.

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If you're thinking "idk what to ship first!" - me neither. They just will not form a queue.

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Per was getting around a bit today actually. First handholding with super-Prödl.

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Then cute cuddling with Fritz.

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Pizza: Imagine what Timmy'd look like bald.
Silvestre: Imagine if Prödl actually finally scores.

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See, Timmy, this is why you'll never be captain. Should've wiped it in your snood.
taversham: (flo excited)
( 7 Dec 2010 23:30)
First of all:
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ohmy/god/, in me now.

Also, Werder did some winning! Prödl did a goal, Arnautovic and Pizarro were back and did them too, Silvestre was back (...what? I <3 him), Hunt was a bit unlucky but looking good, and he had, like, a billion ballcontacts (says bundesliga.de), as did Frings, who was also really fierce. Schmidt = generally fab.

See, look at them all, bathe in the glow of their awesomeness.
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Frings is looking the wrong way because he is trying to be inconspicuous while copping a feel of Fritz. Idk why Hunt is wearing a skirt. He's looking quite nice there actually, is our Aaron. The slightly bent-over semi-glare is a good look for him. And Arnautovic is so adorable.

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If you're thinking "idk what to ship first!" - me neither. They just will not form a queue.

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Per was getting around a bit today actually. First handholding with super-Prödl.

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Then cute cuddling with Fritz.

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Pizza: Imagine what Timmy'd look like bald.
Silvestre: Imagine if Prödl actually finally scores.

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See, Timmy, this is why you'll never be captain. Should've wiped it in your snood.
I'm going to stop making gifs of every time he falls over, and instead focus on every time he appears unexpectedly.

The beginning of my small collection
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I'm going to stop making gifs of every time he falls over, and instead focus on every time he appears unexpectedly.

The beginning of my small collection
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taversham: (frings/hugo)
( 28 Nov 2010 22:46)
Timmy's so chivalrous, if I hadn't been so busy going "omg, please be okay! D:" I'd have been able to pay more attention to the fact that Wiese looked like he was prepared to kill someone after Frings was fouled. So protective. <3

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(Speaking of which, anyone know which fic it is that has the "Du bist mein Torwart." "Nicht nur deiner, Torsten." "Doch!" (or along those lines) exchange in it?)

Timmy was probably already a bit riled anyway, /someone/ had been making him jealous all match
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And Kruse and Schmidt have a developing circus act...
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Kruse plays the seal, and Schmidt does jazz-hands. Don't stifle their creativity.

3:0, and my ships completely pandered to...if only Hunt would remember how to, like, do football, and Mertesacker and Pasanen would get their proportion of ohnowhat to competence down to less than 5 to 1, we'd be away.
taversham: (frings/hugo)
( 28 Nov 2010 22:46)
Timmy's so chivalrous, if I hadn't been so busy going "omg, please be okay! D:" I'd have been able to pay more attention to the fact that Wiese looked like he was prepared to kill someone after Frings was fouled. So protective. <3

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(Speaking of which, anyone know which fic it is that has the "Du bist mein Torwart." "Nicht nur deiner, Torsten." "Doch!" (or along those lines) exchange in it?)

Timmy was probably already a bit riled anyway, /someone/ had been making him jealous all match
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And Kruse and Schmidt have a developing circus act...
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Kruse plays the seal, and Schmidt does jazz-hands. Don't stifle their creativity.

3:0, and my ships completely pandered to...if only Hunt would remember how to, like, do football, and Mertesacker and Pasanen would get their proportion of ohnowhat to competence down to less than 5 to 1, we'd be away.
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